Apparently that is FTO's new name. My little brother (who's 6) saw that picture of FTO and for some reason called him Uncle How-Doe. I was like, no no Bryan, his name is Officer ***** (Sorry, I'm keepin his identity private). My brother didn't get it, or wouldn't get it. He kept calling him Uncle How-Doe. I told FTO about this. He thinks its lovely my family members are already starting to like him. :P
MY CAR IS GETTING FIXED! AND THE FAULT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN PLACED ON DIPSHIT! WOOOOO!!
And my rental car right now is a '08 Dodge Charger. So not only am I getting my baby fixed, free of charge, I get to ride in style for free too. The only thing that sucks is gas for that damn vehicle. It cost me $60 to fill it up from empty. *tear* Oh, and I must mention, I am opening up a claim with that insurance company for Loss of Value. Get me some money.
So, I went to the pool today, relaxed, met with the insurance claim person, got a check wrote out to me for my car. My car gets towed to the dealership today to get fixed. It'll take possibly 10 days for it all to be said and done. Then I get my baby back. :) Life is SO good right now.
~~Humorous FTO Story~~
me- Were you at my swear in back in November?
FTO- *Long pause* Yeah, I was there. But I had to leave because I got a call.
me- Gee thanks.
FTO- Well, did you go to my swear in?
me- Was I even alive?
FTO- *Laughs* That was a good one.
me- When did you swear in?
FTO- In 1995.
me- I was 9 years old.
FTO- So you're telling me when you thought the most exciting thing was to color within the lines was when I became a cop?
me- *LOL* I bet you feel old.
FTO- Nah.
me- You should. You are.
FTO- *Glares*
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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4 comments:
HEY! Us Old Folks take exception to that! lol
You were only 9 in 1995? Now I really do feel ancient. I was 9 in 1973!!! Oh man, I'm old enough to be your mom. :O
I already knew you could be my daughter, so I Know I'm Old. And yes sweetheart, it sucks big time! Thoroughly enjoy your youth, please!! LOL :)
Lol! you know i love the elders! :) i only threw that out there because i love making fun of FTO. he's only 35, he's not that old.
I wonder, sometimes, when little kids make up names for things or in the case of your brother, calling your FTO "Uncle How-Doe", if there could be something to the reincarnation thing? Your li'l bro was insistent on calling him that, and picked the name out of thin air. Could it be someone your brother knew in a past life?
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